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X (vol 01)

by Expendable Friend

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Komodo dragon, please don't bite me with your nasty teeth (Bite the others! They're tastier than me.)
Disturbin' the egg, man.
I miss you 00:11
I miss you, but I want you to know That I'm happy you found someone else that likes Carebears.
Body part surprise! You won't believe your eyes Because it IS your eyes!
Soup 00:10
I'd really like a bowl of soup right now.
Chris Hoy! (Powered by the blood of toddlers) Chris Hoy! (Gonna beat you home from school) Chris Hoy! (Doesn't fit into his trousers) Thighs! Thighs! Thighs! (Nice thighs.)
Oh, Bananaman, is this your last stand? I don't think you can tackle the might of the blender.
Do you want the diplomatic answer or the honest one? (The honest answer isn't very nice.)
I'm not a fool and you're not a fool Together, we're not fools I've got an axe and I'm going to kill you Sorry about that.
Until we meet again, I'll leave you with a picture of some bacon.


This "album" was written and recorded as part of February Album Writing Month 2015, for the "ten ten-second songs" challenge.

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released October 17, 2016




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